Big Ass Hole

Not to be confused with a big asshole, which I might be. And that's not to be confused with an asshole that's big. Even thought I am big, and an asshole, I do not have a big asshole. Now I'm confused.

If there is anyone still reading this, I am talking about this. One big freakin' hole in the ground.

How'd it happen you ask? A construction crew, about 3 miles away on Frank Sinatra and Tropicana, nicked a water main. The pressure shift caused the pipe to also break here, at Maryland Parkway and Tropicana.

The big ass hole was all over our Skywitness Traffic, with both land and air coverage. Why? Because Tropicana in this area is already a serious cluster fuck. The big ass hole was just making it more of one, dropping traffic down to one lane.

My favorite part of the day was watching the bus stop people. Even though there was this big ass hole right in front of the bus stop, they all still assumed the bus was going to stop there. They all sat there, and then looked surprised and pissed off when the bus drove right past them.

He was nice enough to stop down past the big ass hole and wait. But then people would migrate past me, grumbling. One lady actually told me 'you need to tell Channel 3 about this.' I wanted to tell her; 'no lady, you should watch Channel 8!' But I didn't because I am sure my ND would punch me in the face for being rude.

It might have been worth it though.

Once 7:55 rolled around, the big ass hole was still there, but the show was over and there was nothing more we could do. So I broke down, had a doughnut with the construction guys, and rolled on back to HQ hoping that I wouldn't have to deal with any more big ass holes that day.