Hey Did You Hear? GTA: SA Has A Sex Scene!

No kidding? Well now I certainly won't allow my 9 year old to play this game. I will also now cause an uproar and make myself look extremely stupid to every American with a lick of common sense in this country!

I am assuming that must have been how the conversation went between a pair of parents after the heard about this sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Personally I am having a hard time trying to figure out who are the biggest jerks of this whole incident.

First we have Take Two who makes GTA:SA. They didn't inform the ESRB of the sex scene that was found to have been built into the game. Self policing doesn't really work when you don't admit to all your crimes. My biggest fear in this is that now the government will say 'See, self regulation doesn't work now we need to step in.' Hopefully that doesn't happen.

Second we have the ESRB or the Entertainment Software Rating Board. For what ever reason they decided to rate GTA:SA with a M despite the incredibly violent scenes and sexual references. And now they look like schmucks.

Thirdly we have a country full of moron, brain dead parents who decided that it was okay to purchase a copy of GTA:SA for their young child, even with the M rating and the years of press the GTA franchise has gotten in regards to the extremely violent content.

The best part is that even though they thought it would be okay for their young child to play a game where they can do drive bys, beat and rob prostitutes and murder police officers - now they're in a fuckin' uproar over this hidden sexual content.

More proof that in this country violence is more acceptable than sex, which is just sad.

And finally you have the politicians like Hillary Clinton who are running around ala Helen Lovejoy screaming "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!" Pretending they give a damn about family values and such, it having nothing to do with a presidential election in three years........

See here is where it really gets to me. I have seen a couple of news stories where they show children (about 9 or 10) playing GTA:SA. Then you have a parent looking at the camera in their most sincere 'concerned parent' face saying how upset they were to learn that their child could access such filth. All the while in the back ground little Johnny has just put a cap in the ass of his ninth gang-banger.

GTA:SA is not for children. You should know this. The GTA franchise has been around for at least six or more years. It's been decried, banned in Brazil, and shunned by every politician and preacher in the republic.

If you should be upset about ANYTHING it should be the random acts of violence that this game portrays. Sex doesn't hurt anyone. (I'm talking about consensual, dammit.) Violence does. You desensitize a child to sex the worst end result is he has a lot of sex! But you desensitize a child to violence. Well you get the world we live in now.

Any parent who bought their child this game should be ashamed of themselves. In fact I think you should go out side and ask your neighbor to horsewhip you. You should then go get yourself sterilized. I honestly don't know why they let everyone become parents. You need a license to drive a car and that's far less complicated.

For the record, I am not against GTA:SA. I am just one of the intelligent people on this planet who knows it should NOT BE GIVEN TO A CHILD! Not every video game/cartoon/comic/whatever is for children. YOU as a parent need to wake the hell up, do your damn job as a parent and keep this stuff AWAY from your children.