What The F#@K?

Okay, here's a question. First off, why in the world would someone search for the search term 'big ass hole'? I mean, what kind of person does that?

I'm not trying to be judgmental here, I just wonder what is going through someone’s mind when they type 'big ass hole' into Yahoo!. Are they actually looking for expanded sphincters? Maybe they are looking for people who are big and assholes! Or maybe they are just looking for some big ass holes (in the ground, like the one I wrote about...)

My second question is, WHY am I fifth?? I mean I have to use the word ass hole enough to be ranked first or second. I'm not going to lie and say that I am not a little bit upset at being ousted by four other sites with bigger ass holes than me. It hurts. I will get over it, in time. But for now, well those people are just ass holes.

For the record, I check my referral sites on a daily basis, and that is how I found out that someone did a search for big ass hole and accessed my site.