Who's a Pimp?

James Lozada, that's who.

He's the master pimp daddy of them all. If you took fifteen of the pimpinest guys around and smushed them into one hispanic reporter, you'd have James.

James puts the action into Action News. Here's a song about him...

my name iz...
James-zula
the mic rulah
the old schoolah
you wanna trip,
I'll bring it to ya

Lozada and I'm on top
rock you like a cop
JimmyJam you're up next
with your knock-knock

Jamez L make the money see
Jamez L get the honeys G
Drivin in my car,
livin' like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes
and I'm a Taurus

ha ha, check it, uh, check-check it, yeah

'cuz we are tha Action Newz
make the homeys say ho
'n the girlies wanna scream
'cuz we are tha Action Newz
make the homeys say ho
'n the girlies wanna scream

yeah

Channel 13 Action News
numba three in tha hood, G

For the record, this is a take on the Aqua Team Hunger Force theme. Download it here! Legally even.

UPDATE: Due to some people not understanding 21st century slang, I need to make a clarification.
When I say pimp, I don't mean it in the traditional sense of the word. James does not manage prostitutes. James does not have anything to do with hookers, hoes, strippers, ect... James is an upstanding member of the community who rescues kittens from trees, gives the poor homeless man on the corner money for his forty, and gives little old ladies sponge baths and brings them Snickers bars without a court order.
Pimp, in this context, is used in its slang meaning (link:The Source:Slang Dictionary). That being that James is cool and admirable. He is married though so ladies, hands off.
I, coincidentally, am available!
One more thing. I am not affiliated with Channel 13 and James did not approve nor condone this posting. Consider this nothing more than a fan posting nonsense.