Lines...

I've created this simple graphic to show people what I am about to be talking about.

These lines represent the lines that can be found on a highway or surface street.

On the left is a solid white line; on the right is a double solid yellow line.

Now, this is basic Driver's Ed, and knowledge that is required to pass a driving test in at least Illinois.

What do both of these lines have in common?

YOU CAN'T CROSS EITHER OF THEM YOU FUCKING MORONS!

I nearly got creamed today driving back from Lake Mead by some jack off who does not realize that changing lanes when there is a solid white line is not only dangerous (there is a reason they want you to stay in one lane, you know), it's illegal.

And of course the other afternoon some prick who thinks getting to his $5 an hour job on time is more important than other people's safety passes me on 159, crossing said double solid yellow lines (ignoring the big DO NOT PASS sign as well).

I used to think people who develop road rage have issues. Now I just realize that they've had to drive with these west coast cocksuckers.

(Note, not everyone from the WC is a cocksucker... Just a lot of them...)