Wednesday, January 18, 2006Day 5, 7:00 - 8:00 AM
Sorry for the delay... Damn screen captures...
As we start out Jack has a new life and a new name. His name is Frank and he works at oil pumps. There was no work for him today.
Former president Palmer is working on his memoirs with his brother Wayne, but he has something on his mind. It was something so important that he called the president's wife, who's insane, to warn her. But alas it was for nothing as David was capped from across the street. Need to get some bullet-proof glass in those condos.
So some shit happens and we meet Jack's new family, which consists of a lady and her son who I will call 'New Kim'. Why? Because it seems like this new kids job will be to get in the way and make shit even more complicated for Jack. Just like Kim!
Too bad he isn't a hot girl with nice boobies like Kim was though. She had at least one redeeming quality...
My least favorite character is back, Chloe. I couldn't stand her one bit last year, and that still hasn't changed. But, in Chloe's credit she does make a great first impression this season:
Well, there are some hotter shots of her, 'specially in her panties (yum yum) but this isn't a sex post, it's a violence post!
So the pussy president, President Logan, finds out about Palmer's death and gets all angry - well as angry as the little beyach can get. We find that is wife has amazingly large boobs for a first lady, and she doesn't mind showing them to people. Damn it Logan is really, really annoying...
On to some non annoying characters, Michelle and Tony are back. Of course they are arguing, but they still love each other. I was happy to see them together, after the turmoil they faced last season. But I was worried.
You should always worry about the longevity of a character when in the titles it says 'Special Guest Star' and then the actor/actresses name. Within moments, Tony and Michelle are dead. Well, Michelle is all dead, Tony only has half his head blown off. And of course instead of taking him to a level one trauma center, they bring him to CTU.
"We can protect him at CTU."
Yeah, but he'll be dead, jackass!
Anyway, now the same mother-fuckers who killed Palmer, Michelle and half of Tony are after Chloe. OH NO! It's everyone who knows Jack is alive! Could it be that someone is trying to frame Jack?
Continuing on, Chloe gets chased and calls Jack.
"This is a breech of protocol!" She tells him. Jack tells her 'Duh' and has her come to an abandoned oil place. Knowing that the most effective route from point A to B is a taxi, Chloe calls one.
Edgar begins to worry about Chloe. She's not in yet and he's beginning to see a pattern, even though he doesn't know jack is alive. Edgar loves Chloe and when he finds out that Chloe is banging some skinny dude at work, he dies a little inside. Sounds like only Krispe Kreme will fill this void!
Jack arrives somewhere and beats up a fireman to steal his helicopter, since only Chloe can take a cab cross-town in time. Jack finds out that New Kim followed him. He orders New Kim into the helo at gunpoint (as you would your new child) and they go to find Chloe.
Chloe, not even thinking that the bad guys who were chasing her would think of following her, is surprised when they show up. Jack, Chloe and New Kim try to leave in the helo, but Jack inconveniently turned the damn thing off and it didn't get up to speed by the time the bad guys arrived. They also must have taken cabs.
Jack tells Chloe and New Kim to run and hide, which they do, right in the open.
Jack quickly mops the floor with most of the terrorist, including the one driving the car up ahead. If there is one thing that we can learn from 24, it's that when being shot at you should always drive straight at who is shooting at you.
Or maybe that's what you shouldn't do...
Anyway, one bad guy who found Chloe and New Kim in their expert hiding place gets shot in the leg by Jack. Chloe spins around and blasts the dude in the tummy. I have to admit, Chloe looks uber hot when she's shooting people. Thought it might be less about Chloe and more about me having a thing for girls with guns...
Anyway, Jack forces a confession out of the dude Chloe shot in the stomach. Apparently if you tell a terrorist that you will take him to the hospital, he will admit that he is the one who shot Palmer.
Jack needed revenge though and puts a round right into the guys head. If you are playing the 24 Death Count Drinking Game, this is what is called a 'Fuck You Bitch' look on Jack, and requires you to do a double shot.
And that brings us to 8:00AM...
As we start out Jack has a new life and a new name. His name is Frank and he works at oil pumps. There was no work for him today.Former president Palmer is working on his memoirs with his brother Wayne, but he has something on his mind. It was something so important that he called the president's wife, who's insane, to warn her. But alas it was for nothing as David was capped from across the street. Need to get some bullet-proof glass in those condos.
So some shit happens and we meet Jack's new family, which consists of a lady and her son who I will call 'New Kim'. Why? Because it seems like this new kids job will be to get in the way and make shit even more complicated for Jack. Just like Kim!
Too bad he isn't a hot girl with nice boobies like Kim was though. She had at least one redeeming quality...My least favorite character is back, Chloe. I couldn't stand her one bit last year, and that still hasn't changed. But, in Chloe's credit she does make a great first impression this season:
Well, there are some hotter shots of her, 'specially in her panties (yum yum) but this isn't a sex post, it's a violence post!
So the pussy president, President Logan, finds out about Palmer's death and gets all angry - well as angry as the little beyach can get. We find that is wife has amazingly large boobs for a first lady, and she doesn't mind showing them to people. Damn it Logan is really, really annoying...On to some non annoying characters, Michelle and Tony are back. Of course they are arguing, but they still love each other. I was happy to see them together, after the turmoil they faced last season. But I was worried.
You should always worry about the longevity of a character when in the titles it says 'Special Guest Star' and then the actor/actresses name. Within moments, Tony and Michelle are dead. Well, Michelle is all dead, Tony only has half his head blown off. And of course instead of taking him to a level one trauma center, they bring him to CTU."We can protect him at CTU."
Yeah, but he'll be dead, jackass!
Anyway, now the same mother-fuckers who killed Palmer, Michelle and half of Tony are after Chloe. OH NO! It's everyone who knows Jack is alive! Could it be that someone is trying to frame Jack?
Continuing on, Chloe gets chased and calls Jack.
"This is a breech of protocol!" She tells him. Jack tells her 'Duh' and has her come to an abandoned oil place. Knowing that the most effective route from point A to B is a taxi, Chloe calls one.
Edgar begins to worry about Chloe. She's not in yet and he's beginning to see a pattern, even though he doesn't know jack is alive. Edgar loves Chloe and when he finds out that Chloe is banging some skinny dude at work, he dies a little inside. Sounds like only Krispe Kreme will fill this void!Jack arrives somewhere and beats up a fireman to steal his helicopter, since only Chloe can take a cab cross-town in time. Jack finds out that New Kim followed him. He orders New Kim into the helo at gunpoint (as you would your new child) and they go to find Chloe.
Chloe, not even thinking that the bad guys who were chasing her would think of following her, is surprised when they show up. Jack, Chloe and New Kim try to leave in the helo, but Jack inconveniently turned the damn thing off and it didn't get up to speed by the time the bad guys arrived. They also must have taken cabs.
Jack tells Chloe and New Kim to run and hide, which they do, right in the open. Jack quickly mops the floor with most of the terrorist, including the one driving the car up ahead. If there is one thing that we can learn from 24, it's that when being shot at you should always drive straight at who is shooting at you.
Or maybe that's what you shouldn't do...
Anyway, one bad guy who found Chloe and New Kim in their expert hiding place gets shot in the leg by Jack. Chloe spins around and blasts the dude in the tummy. I have to admit, Chloe looks uber hot when she's shooting people. Thought it might be less about Chloe and more about me having a thing for girls with guns...Anyway, Jack forces a confession out of the dude Chloe shot in the stomach. Apparently if you tell a terrorist that you will take him to the hospital, he will admit that he is the one who shot Palmer.
Jack needed revenge though and puts a round right into the guys head. If you are playing the 24 Death Count Drinking Game, this is what is called a 'Fuck You Bitch' look on Jack, and requires you to do a double shot.And that brings us to 8:00AM...
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1 Comments:
Wasn't it great!!!! Awww, c'mon, give Chloe a break. She's weird, but she's good. :-)
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