Official 24 Death Count
Here is how it works. During each episode I will keep track of how many people from each side get killed. I will then update the death counter, which you can find about ½ way down the sidebar.I am also going to try and keep track of who is killed, in order to keep the death count as accurate as possible.
Why am I doing this?
Because I have no life.
But there is more. You can turn the death count into a drinking game. For instance, you take one shot every time some schmuck rent-a-cop jumps up with his gun drawn on 10 terrorists with AK-47s! (2 shots last night.) How about a double every time Jack kills someone with that 'Fuck you, bitch' look on his face!
The killing of terrorists, innocent bystanders, government agents and schmuck security guards can be fun!
(Disclaimer: I only mean on TV. Killing real people is bad. Once more, TV violence = FUN! Real violence = BAD!)
Here are the rules of tabulation. First, they must be confirmed, or otherwise obvious kills. For example, the security guard shot by the terrorist. He got a bullet hole in the chest with blood. It's safe to assume he's dead. However, when Jack attacked the FBI agent, we can assume that he did not kill him, since Jack is a good guy. Suicides do count. If someone who is a good guy dies, and it is later discovered that he is a bad guy, the score will shift appropriately.
And for the record, Tony got half his head blown off, that's why the good guy death count doesn't end with a whole number.
If you notice any deaths I miss, please bring them to my attention! Soon you should be able to click on each death to see it! Also, feel free to hotlink to the deathcount graphic, if you desire. You can get the location by right clicking on the image and selecting 'properties'.
UPDATE: I've noticed people hitting this page lately. Just so you know, I am no longer keeping track. I lost count at one point, and never caught back up! Sorry!

Monday, January 16, 2006


















ewink's FUNKDAFIED Ranma 1/2 Site
3 Comments:
The link to my blog really should be under Humor Blogs instead of "Other"...
And I'd like to see the MBN logo higher up on your sidebar.
Let's get that taken care of ASAP.
Great idea! The death count and drinking game.. I'll be double-checking your tabulations each week. I guess that I don't have a life, either. Jack is back, BIATCH!
Dude! Seriously, you gotta getta life!
But then where would we read things like the 24 death count.
:-)
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